Professor Chaos

Professor Chaos

breed by SubCool’s The Dank

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Basic / Breeders Info

Professor Chaos is a mostly sativa variety from and can be cultivated indoors (where the plants will need a flowering time of ±60 days). SubCools Professor Chaos is a THC dominant variety and is/was never available as feminized seeds.

SubCools Professor Chaos Description

SubCool’s The Dank Professor Chaos Professor Chaos Need to deal with constant pain but still have the energy to get things done? Professor Chaos can teach you a thing or two about that!

We've combined the considerable painkilling effect of our award-winning Mad Scientist (back-to-back 1st Place Overall in the 2011 and 2012 Oregon Medical Cannabis Awards) with the get-up-and-go of Jack the Ripper for a Sativa dominant strain that can completely take care of your pain but leave you feeling energized instead of ready for the couch.

Professor Chaos can do plenty to help you feel like you're getting back the energy that chronic pain saps right out of you. But make a list before you use all that extra energy - we all know that professors can be a bit absent-minded, and you don't want to waste your pain-free time starting a bunch of different jobs instead of doing the one thing you absolutely meant to get finished.

Phenotypes: There are four different phenotypes, two tall and two short. All phenos have triangular, heavily knuckled finger-shaped buds with swollen calyxes and a sour, funky haze aroma.

Height: Medium
Yield: Average to heavy
Recommended for Indoor
Best way to grow: Top early to make an approximately 30" round bush.
Harvest: 56-63 days
Sat/Ind: 65/35
Hybrid: Mad Scientist X Jack The Ripper
High Type: Clear-headed and energetic with strong pain relief, but with little effect on mood.
Taste/Aroma: Sour funky haze, with some earthy undertones

May be helpful for: Chronic pain, narcolepsy and MS

Professor Chaos Lineage / Genealogy

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Professor Chaos Hybrids & Crossbreeds

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