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Discreet Seeds Seedbank Review


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User Rating

Product Quality
9.11
Delivery Speed
9.55
Customer Service
9.31
General Impression
9.32

On a scale between 0 und 10 points, based on 36 user reviews.

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Discreet Seeds is listed as "green" at the SeedFinder. This means we absolutely can recommend this seedbank.

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France, December 2023

Service
9
General Impression
9.00

Order never shown up at my address. Discreet mentioned they resend the package but again, weeks later nothing has been delivered to me.
I am now loss of money and will have to order from a more trustworthy site for souvenirs. Avoid in the future 0 stars

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Australia, October 2023

Products
10
Speed
10
Service
10
General Impression
10.00

Cannot fault this service, they go above and beyond, prompt reply to emails and only too keen to help. Stealth delivery combined with common sense, under 2 weeks wait plus freebies on freebies... Will definitely place another order with Discreet ....

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Australia, October 2023

Speed
10
Service
1
General Impression
5.50

Have shopped with Discreet Seeds for many years without problems. Will avoid in the future
Last two shipments arrived with 2 lots of seeds that did not germinate. Other seeds on the same order were fine.
When I alerted them to problem, I did not ask for a refund but asked them to check these lots so it would not happen to others.
Instead I got a rambling response how it was not their fault, they couldn't do anything and an offer of free seeds that I did not want with my next order.
Their bottom line to me, "we offer no guarantees relating to germination."
Avoid.

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guest United Kingdom, August 2023

Ordered some 'tastebudz' seeds from discreet. Turned up in unofficial branded packaging with the logo on a black background. Official tastebudz packaging is multicoloured.
I contacted Tastebudz direct and it turns out this isn't their packaging and by extension it's not their seeds. I didn't pay for fakes and if discreet are selling snide packs from one breeder it's highly likely that they're doing it with every breeder. I won't shop there again and neither should you. Buyer beware!

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guest United Kingdom, February 2023

Absolutely would not recommend. Absolutely useless. Seem to have a habit of sending the wrong order/missing part of order which is annoying as they take forever to get back to you (if at all) and their team seems to lack basic customer service skill or even how to speak to people respectfully. Would save yourself the hassle

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guest Australia, June 2022

made 2 orders approx 1 week apart. First order arrived but was not what I paid for so I emailed them asking why and also emailed the seed breeder. Discreet seeds gave me a lame excuse and the seed breeder told me "that sounds shady ask for money back". Emailed discreet seeds again asking if second order was what i paid for and if not I want a refund of both orders. Never heard back from them but police turned up after being notified by customs.

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United Kingdom, March 2022

Products
10
Speed
10
Service
10
General Impression
10.00

Absolutely the best quality seeds that you can source in the UK. I'm seriously impressed and relieved to have found the company.

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United Kingdom, February 2022

Products
10
Speed
10
Service
10
General Impression
10.00

Came super fast, very discreetly packaged and every seed was viable. You can't ask for better than that and I'll definitely be back! Thanks guys.

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United Kingdom, December 2021

Products
10
Speed
9
Service
9
General Impression
9.33

Ordered from here for the first time and then a second time a week after both orders came within 2 days of ordering and came with extras communication is great definitely recommend this company

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guest United States, October 2021

Tried to place a order and pay by credit card they are not excepting credit cards from usa customers.

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Australia, March 2021

Products
10
Speed
10
Service
10
General Impression
10.00

Awesome service from these guys, fast, friendly and helpful responses.
Great freebies.
Shipping to Australia is 2-3 weeks, which is pretty good during covid.
Thank You
:-)

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United States, February 2021

Products
10
Speed
10
Service
10
General Impression
10.00

They now accept credit cards from USA customers! My order was mailed the day after I sent it to them, much faster than some other seed banks that I have used recently. The packaging was flawless. I order single seeds because I like variety. Each seed was in a plastic tube to keep it from being crushed. Each plastic tube was put in a small zip lock plastic bag that had a printed label with the breeder's name and the strain name-very professional. On top of the excellent service and packaging Discreet is very generous with free brand name seeds which I chose from a very nice selection of fem seeds from the likes of Greenhouse, Dutch Passion,and Tastbudz Seeds. Lastly, just about every variety that they sell is available as a single in addition to higher quantities.

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United Kingdom, September 2020

Products
10
Speed
10
Service
10
General Impression
10.00

Absolute first class #1

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United Kingdom, September 2020

Products
10
Speed
10
Service
10
General Impression
10.00

Great seedbank, I am a sucker for good reviewed companies and this has 5 stars on Trustpilot as well as awesome customer service.
I used to use their sister company but when they moved out of the UK there was only one bank left for me.
Thanks Discreet :-)

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United Kingdom, September 2020

Products
10
Speed
10
Service
10
General Impression
10.00

First order with this seedbank, very fast and discreet, all in original breeder packs and I got double free seeds for paying by bank transfer plus lots of extra goodies, everything popped so will definitely be going back for more

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United States, May 2020

Products
9
Speed
9
Service
8
General Impression
8.67

First order here , will use again. Prices in line with others . Quick delivery even during vivid.

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Australia, February 2020

Products
9
Speed
9
Service
8
General Impression
8.67

Seems to be operating out of the old Herbies UK address

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United Kingdom, February 2020

Products
10
Speed
10
Service
10
General Impression
10.00

i paid by debit card - seeds always come really quick and in packaging, very responsive to emails
never had a problem :)

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United States, February 2020

Products
10
Speed
10
Service
10
General Impression
10.00

best bank ever get seeds discreetly in about 6 days from london to west coast us, massively reccommend these guys are so sweet caring and professional, i reccomend bit coin , works really well. have gotten 8 carts from these guys any any any issues contact them at discreet support they will bend over backwards to love you and make you happy! go discreet seeds!

get your seeds here, professional presicion , huge selection, free seeds each order, email replies from support in one hour or less.. these guys are so good, got so many carts fast from them nevr had an issue, its the only seed bank i use and you can buy seeds 1 per strain or 100 packs. they love me they take care of me and i will keep coming back because the customer service is sincere and consistant.

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United Kingdom, July 2019

Products
10
Speed
10
Service
10
General Impression
10.00

Didnt have the item I ordered in stock but we worked it out and it was all good in the end

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