Wonka Bars

Wonka Bars is a mostly indica variety from Exotic Genetix and can be cultivated indoors (where the plants will need a flowering time of ±65 days), outdoors and in the greenhouse. Exotic Genetix' Wonka Bars is a THC dominant variety and is/was never available as feminized seeds.

Exotic Genetix' Wonka Bars Description

With a name like Wonka Bars, this sativa-dominant strain from Exotix Genetix certainly comes with bold expectations. Fortunately, the cultivar lives up to its title with energizing effects, respectable levels of THC, and sweet, nutty flavors. To find out how breeders at Exotix managed to create Wonka Bars, alongside its physical characteristics and cultivation tips, keep reading.

History of Wonka Bars

Wonka Bars (also called Wonka Bar) was expertly crafted by the breeders at Washington-based seed bank Exotix Genetics. This strain is a delightful hybrid born from the crossing of two illustrious parents: GMO Cookies and Mint Chocolate Chip. The creative minds at Exotix Genetix meticulously selected and cultivated these parent strains to produce Wonka Bars, which emerged in the cannabis scene several years ago.

However, Exotix Genetix operates slightly differently from your traditional online seed bank, as they operate primarily via selected high-street retailers and exclusive "Build A Box" promotions. Instead of picking the exact strain you want, you can opt for a ready-made box of backstock seeds, unreleased genetics, and more. There is still a selection of specific feminized strains to choose from, but these are grouped by parent genetics and usually on a first-come, first-served basis.

Once strains sell out, Exotix Genetic will move on to the next cultivation project. While this may seem unusual, it adds a level of exclusivity rarely achieved by traditional seedbanks. In fact, this same exclusivity has driven the infamy of Wonka Bars. The strain was only available as a regular variety during its release window, and seeds were quickly snapped up. Today, numerous variations are for sale from other breeders, including a slightly more potent phenotype, Wonka Bars #13.

Genetic Lineage of Wonka Bars

Achieving the delicate balance of potency, flavor, and energizing effects takes not just a mastery of cannabis breeding but two highly capable parents. In the case of Wonka Bars, we have Garlic Cookies (GMO Cookies) and Mint Chocolate Chip.

Garlic Cookies, also known as GMO Cookies or Garlic Mushroom Onion, is a potent and flavorful cannabis strain renowned for its intense aroma reminiscent of garlic and onions. However, this almost entirely indica hybrid also packs a punch, with its THC levels reaching up to 30%.

Regarding flavor, Garlic Cookies delivers a unique blend of savory garlic, earthy mushrooms, and subtle hints of sweetness. Its effects are typically described as profoundly relaxing yet mentally uplifting, making it suitable for both recreational and medicinal users seeking physical relief and mood enhancement. Notable accolades include winning the Michigan High Times Cannabis Cup in 2017.

Working alongside Garlic Cookies is the equally flavorsome Mint Chocolate Chip cannabis strain. This rare hybrid boasts a delightful combination of minty freshness and rich chocolate undertones, earning its name from its delectable flavor profile. Mint Chocolate Chip delivers a balanced experience (thanks to its mild THC levels), offering relaxation paired with a euphoric uplift. Users often report happiness and creativity, making it suitable for social occasions.

While Mint Chocolate Chip may not have garnered as many awards as some other strains, its consistently positive reviews and loyal following attest to its quality and appeal.

Physical Characteristics of Wonka Bars

Typically, this strain grows to a medium height, with plants displaying a robust and bushy appearance. The foliage of Wonka Bars is dense and compact, featuring vibrant green leaves interspersed with hues of purple and orange, especially during the flowering stage. Each is covered with a thick layer of trichomes, and thanks to the strain's heavy yield potential, growers will have plenty of flowers to feast upon. Outside of the impressive flowers, Wonka Bars looks fairly unassuming. However, it definitely benefits from a steady hand and plenty of early topping to maximize bud production.

Properties/Effects of Wonka Bars

While Wonka Bars won't dominate the grow room with its size, like many sativa-dominant hybrids, the flavors have earned this strain a significant following. Expect sweet and nutty undertones with a bold hint of mint—courtesy of its parent strain, Mint Chocolate Chip. The aroma follows suit and, as such, makes for an enjoyable and moreish smoke. The strain's dominant terpenes include myrcene, limonene, and caryophyllene, which blend seamlessly to support its alluring flavor profile and Wonka Bars' deceptively mellow high.

We use the word deceptive because the experience starts incredibly mellow, and only after a few hits will you start feeling the strain's soothing embrace take hold. A few more, and the slight buzz of euphoria begins, guiding you gently upwards towards the energetic, laughter-filled high the strain is known for. Users often report feeling mentally stimulated, energized, and a touch giggly. In fact, Wonka Bars could be a poster child for the stoner experience, as its moderate THC levels (15–20%) and uplifting high are the perfect introduction to the joy and delight felt when smoking weed.

Uses of Wonka Bars

The balanced yet euphoric experience Wonka Bars provides makes it one of the most versatile hybrids on the market. Whether smoking, vaping, or experimenting with edibles, this strain is not only the perfect introduction for cannabis newbies, but a favorite among seasoned users who don't want to risk feeling overwhelmed.

If you want to fill a joint or two and sit there with a smile on your face, you can. Likewise, you can slightly crank the intensity by vaping Wonka Bars with a dry herb vaporizer such as the Mighty or the Pax Plus. Lastly, if you really want to feel the strongest buzz possible while retaining the strain's moreish flavors, consider using a cannabis concentrate such as rosin hash. It's easy to make at home, as you only need a handful of resin-laden buds, greaseproof paper, and hair straighteners.

Cultivation/Production of Wonka Bars

Sadly, original Wonka Bar seeds are no longer available, and any remaining plants are in the hands of growers quick to grab them when they premiered. However, should you manage to secure one of its many variations (such as Wonka Bars #13), then cultivation is straightforward. Plants exhibit good resilience to pests and mold, with adaptability for virtually all grow ops. Skilled indoor growers will be able to push this strain to its limits, but rest assured, it's still a strong yielder, even in outdoor settings.

To get the best results, you'll want to stick to training techniques you're familiar with. However, several sources recommend topping Wonka Bar plants early and often. This age-old practice forces plants to develop several main stems rather than just one. Combined with Wonka Bars' robust genetics, it ensures you'll have several main colas to harvest at the end of the plant's roughly 8–10-week flowering period (or mid-October if you're cultivating outdoors).

Wonka Bars: Every Bit As Magical as the Fictional Chocolate

Whether it's the plant's no-nonsense approach to cultivation, the uplifting high (with a touch of physical stimulation) or the sweet, mint-infused flavors, Wonka Bars has plenty to offer cannabis enthusiasts. It doesn't matter if you're a complete newbie or a veteran seeking potency that won't leave you battling paranoia, cottonmouth, and nausea—Wonka Bars serves up an iconic stoner experience backed by market-leading genetics.

Perhaps the biggest shame is that the original run of seeds from Exotix Genetix is no longer available. Reassuringly, there is a strong presence of alternative phenotypes available from breeders across the US. For now, we can only look back at the success of Wonka Bars and focus on isolating its most desirable attributes for future offspring.

• Wonka Bars »»» GMO x Mint Chocolate Chip
• GMO
  • »»» Chem D x Forum GSC
  • Chem D
    • Unknown Hybrid »»» Indica/Sativa Hybrid
  • Forum GSC
    • Girl Scout Cookies Forum cut
      • Thin Mint GSC probably
        • »»» OG Kush South Florida x F1 Durban probably
        • OG Kush South Florida
          • »»» Unknown Strain Unknown Strain: Emerald Triangle x Hindu Kush Neville
          • Unknown Strain Unknown Strain: Emerald Triangle »»» Unknown Strain
          • Hindu Kush Neville »»» Indica
        • F1 Durban S1
          • »»» F1 x Durban S1
          • F1
            • Unknown Strain
          • Durban
            • South African Sativa Geo Information: KwaZulu-Natal »»» Sativa
• Mint Chocolate Chip F2
  • »»» Thin Mint GSC x Green Ribbon BX F2
  • Thin Mint GSC (specified above)
  • Green Ribbon BX Bx3
    • »»» Green Ribbon x The Hulk Bx3
    • Green Ribbon Probably
      • »»» Trainwreck x Afgooey Probably
      • Trainwreck
        • USA »»» Indica/Sativa Hybrid
      • Afgooey
        • »»» Afgani #1 x Maui Haze
        • Afgani #1
          • »»» Afghanistan x Afghanistan
          • Afghanistan »»» Indica
          • Afghanistan »»» Indica
        • Maui Haze »»» Sativa
    • The Hulk
      • »»» Green Ribbon x Starfighter F2
      • Green Ribbon (specified above)
      • Starfighter F2 F2
        • Starfighter
          • »»» Lemon Alien Dawg x Tahoe Alien
          • Lemon Alien Dawg
            • »»» Alien Dog Phenotype: Cherry Pheno x Lemon Kush
            • Alien Dog Phenotype: Cherry Pheno
              • »»» Chem Dawg d x Alien Technology
              • Chem Dawg d (specified above)
              • Alien Technology
                • Afghanistan »»» Indica
            • Lemon Kush
              • »»» Lemon G x Afghanistan, Hindu Kush
              • Lemon G probably
                • »»» Early Misty x G13 probably
                • Early Misty
                  • »»» Misty x Early Skunk
                  • Misty
                    • »»» Brazil x Indian
                    • Brazil »»» Sativa
                    • Indian »»» Indica
                  • Early Skunk
                    • Early Skunk x Early Skunk
                      • »»» {Skunk #1 x Early Pearl} x Early Pearl
                      • Skunk #1 x Early Pearl
                        • Skunk #1
                          • Skunk #1
                            • »»» {Afghanistan x Colombia} x Mexico
                            • Afghanistan x Colombia
                              • Afghanistan »»» Indica
                              • Colombia »»» Sativa
                            • Mexico »»» Sativa
                        • Early Pearl
                          • »»» Early Girl x Pollyanna
                          • Early Girl
                            • Early Girl F2 selfed
                              • USA, Kalifornien »»» Indica/Sativa Hybrid
                          • Pollyanna
                            • »»» Columbian x Mexican
                            • Columbian »»» Sativa
                            • Mexican »»» Sativa
                      • Early Pearl (specified above)
                • G13
                  • Indica
              • Afghanistan, Hindu Kush »»» Indica
          • Tahoe Alien
            • »»» Tahoe OG Kush x Alien Kush F1
            • Tahoe OG Kush
              • »»» OG Kush Phenotype: Tahoe Cut x SFV OG Kush IBL
              • OG Kush Phenotype: Tahoe Cut (specified above)
              • SFV OG Kush IBL
                • »»» SFV OG x Afghani #1
                • SFV OG
                  • OG Kush Phenotype: SFV Cut (specified above)
                • Afghani #1 (specified above)
            • Alien Kush F1
              • »»» Las Vegas Purple Kush x Alien Technology
              • Las Vegas Purple Kush
                • »»» Northern Lights x Hindu Kush Purple
                • Northern Lights
                  • Purest Indica
                    • Afghani
                      • Afghanistan Probably Indica »»» Indica
                • Hindu Kush Purple »»» Indica
              • Alien Technology (specified above)

Map of the Wonka Bars Family Tree

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Whatchamacallit

Buttafingerz x Wonka Bars

Apple Barz

Wonka Bars x Apple Fritter

Map of the Wonka Bars Descendants

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