The Don Mega

The Don Mega is an indica/sativa variety from Solfire Gardens and can be cultivated indoors (where the plants will need a flowering time of ±65 days) and outdoors. Solfire Gardens' The Don Mega is a THC dominant variety and is/was never available as feminized seeds.

Solfire Gardens' The Don Mega Description

Also known simply as "Don Mega," this evenly balanced hybrid boasts impressive THC levels, a profoundly soothing high, and an abundance of skunky, cheesy flavors. The progeny of GMO and Black Banana, it takes many of the most desirable attributes from its parents and supercharges them, with excellent yield potential and potency. Keep reading to learn more about this strain's history, effects, and much more.

History of The Don Mega Cannabis Strain

Crafted by Pacific Northwest seed company Solfire Gardens, The Don Mega lives up to its name by producing mega levels of THC, a bumper haul of dense flowers, and a funky aroma that's sure to please old-school cannabis lovers. In fact, Don Mega perfectly encapsulates Solfire Gardens' vision “to breathe new life into the cannabis industry by introducing unique, high-quality seed varieties." When you dig deeper into the physical characteristics and properties of Don Mega, you can see that goal shining through.

Solfire Gardens is a relatively new kid on the block, established in 2015 by a University of Washington biology student. Since then, the team has grown and now includes breeders of all skill levels—from hobbyists to professional horticulturists and everyone in between. And it seems their commitment to authentic and unique cannabis varieties is paying off. The range at Solfire not only comprises Don Mega, but also one of the strain's parents, Black Banana, as well as the cultivars Hood Candyz, Udder Madness, and Why U Gelly?

Outside of the eclectic strain names, Solfire Gardens promises "rigorous, full-circle testing,” which they claim provides "an assurance of quality." While these statements aren't anything new, it is reassuring to see a seed bank holding itself accountable. From what we know about Don Mega, the strain has quickly become a favorite among medicinal and recreational users thanks to its potent effects and funky flavors.

Genetic Lineage of The Don Mega

To better understand Don Mega's effects, cultivation potential, and physical characteristics, we need to examine the strain's parents—Black Banana and GMO.

First up is Solfire Gardens’ very own Black Banana. This strain crosses the infamous Banana Kush and the rare Blackberry Kush, resulting in a balanced blend of indica and sativa genetics. Alongside respectable THC levels (18–19%), this cultivar is known for its ability to induce a deeply relaxing body high while simultaneously uplifting the mood and enhancing creativity. Another of the strain's most notable attributes is its distinctive aroma and flavor profile. Users often describe notes of ripe bananas and sweet berries, complemented by earthy undertones.

Working alongside Black Banana is GMO, an indica-dominant hybrid also known as GMO Cookies, GMO Garlic Cookies, and sometimes just Garlic Cookies. Although its moniker may vary, the intensely uplifting effects do not. With GSC and Chemdawg genetics running through its veins, GMO can produce exceptionally high THC levels ranging from 25–30% or higher in some phenotypes. As a result, GMO delivers a solid and long-lasting high that can be intense even for experienced users. Its effects typically manifest as a euphoric cerebral buzz accompanied by deep relaxation throughout the body, making it an ideal choice for evening or nighttime use.

Physical Characteristics of The Don Mega

As an evenly balanced hybrid, Don Mega exhibits the physical traits of both a sativa and an indica. During veg, her structure is compact, with robust branches, broad leaves, and little vertical growth. However, that all changes during the transition to flowering. In fact, some specimens have been known to stretch so much that they double or triple their height. This is a crucial consideration for indoor growers as you'll need to keep plants incredibly well-trained or have the space to accommodate their impressive transformation.

Once in flowering, this hybrid strain typically exhibits dense, chunky buds with a conical shape, showcasing a vibrant array of colors ranging from deep purple to forest green, accented by bright orange pistils and a thick coating of frosty trichomes. And it's this dense resin that emits a potent aroma. Solfire Gardens describes it as ranging "from chem to funky gym socks."

Properties and Effects of The Don Mega

The Don Mega is celebrated for its potent effects and unmistakable aroma. Boasting THC levels ranging from 27–29%, this hybrid delivers a robust psychoactive journey that commences with a gentle cerebral elevation, igniting waves of euphoria and stimulating creativity. As the high unfolds, users often find themselves embraced by a profound tranquility that permeates both mind and body. Expect a deep state of couch-lock, ideal for addressing various physical ailments and mood-related disorders.

However, what sets The Don Mega apart from other strains is its intricate terpene profile, contributing to its unusual aroma and flavor profile. Key terpenes like myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene synergize to produce a captivating bouquet characterized by earthy nuances intertwined with subtle hints of citrus and dank spice. The taste follows a similar profile, except the exhale boasts an added layer of cheese and skunkiness that needs to be experienced to be truly appreciated. As Solfire points out, the terp selection here really defies conventional "fruity tones" and instead opts for a more old-school flavor many OG cannabis lovers will adore.

Uses of The Don Mega

The Don Mega is ideal for users seeking a potent and well-rounded experience. Its balanced combination of euphoria and relaxation makes it perfect for unwinding after a long day, socializing with friends, or exploring creative endeavors. However, if you want to push both the high and the taste of Don Mega to the limit, then vaping or dabbing is the ultimate thrill ride.

Even with homemade rosin hash, the potency is enough to send experienced tokers into the stratosphere, while beginners risk greening out. If you want to dial back the potency but focus more on that chemical, funky gym socks flavor, consider a desktop vaporizer like the Volcano. The high-quality construction and precision heating controls allow you to capture every terpene Don Mega buds have to offer.

With its formidable potency, The Don Mega is likely to cause dry mouth and red eyes. In larger amounts or when used by novices, it may also cause side effects like anxiety and sedation.

Cultivation and Production of The Don Mega

There are two crucial considerations when cultivating Don Mega—nutrients and space. With the former, you'll need to ensure a robust feeding schedule, as she loves her food. Of course, this makes perfect sense when you realize the plants can potentially double in size when they enter the flowering stage. That brings us to the second consideration—space.

If you want to push yields to their limit and give Don Mega the roughly 60–70 days it needs to reach maturity, it will need plenty of room. Indoors, this can be tricky for the hobbyist grower. Most are restricted to a grow tent, and if this is the case, you'll need to take a hands-on approach to training to keep her from becoming unmanageable. However, if you have the luxury of cultivating outdoors, then Don Mega excels. The caveat, of course, is the need for extra bracing. As flowers swell, branches can snap under the load, so use plenty of rope and trellising to give her the support she needs.

The Don Mega: Mega Size, Mega Yields, Mega Flavor

Nearly every attribute of Don Mega is larger than life. Whether it's the funky gym sock aroma, the massive THC content, the incredibly generous yields, or just her love for stretching, this strain makes its presence known.

Don Mega is a worthwhile challenge for skilled growers without being overly punishing. However, she may not be the best choice for newbie cultivators, at least not until they've mastered the art of low-stress training and rigorous feeding schedules. That said, with Don Mega, there's no doubt that Solfire Gardens has stuck to its vision of unique, high-quality seed varieties.

• The Don Mega »»» GMO x Black Banana
• GMO
  • »»» Chem D x Forum GSC
  • Chem D
    • Unknown Hybrid »»» Indica/Sativa Hybrid
  • Forum GSC
    • Girl Scout Cookies Forum cut
      • Thin Mint GSC probably
        • »»» OG Kush South Florida x F1 Durban probably
        • OG Kush South Florida
          • »»» Unknown Strain Unknown Strain: Emerald Triangle x Hindu Kush Neville
          • Unknown Strain Unknown Strain: Emerald Triangle »»» Unknown Strain
          • Hindu Kush Neville »»» Indica
        • F1 Durban S1
          • »»» F1 x Durban S1
          • F1
            • Unknown Strain
          • Durban
            • South African Sativa Geo Information: KwaZulu-Natal »»» Sativa
• Black Banana
  • »»» Black Berry Kush x Banana Fire Cookies
  • Black Berry Kush
    • »»» Bubba Kush x Blackberry
    • Bubba Kush probably
      • »»» OG Kush x Unknown Indica Phenotype: possibly Northern Lights probably
      • OG Kush
        • »»» Unknown Strain Emerald Triangle x Hindu Kush Neville
        • Unknown Strain Emerald Triangle »»» Unknown Strain
        • Hindu Kush Neville »»» Indica
      • Unknown Indica Phenotype: possibly Northern Lights »»» Indica
    • Blackberry
      • »»» The Black x Afghani
      • The Black probably
        • »»» Afghani x Mexican Landrace Michoacán/Oaxaca x Green Vietnamese probably
        • Afghani (specified above)
        • Mexican Landrace Michoacán/Oaxaca »»» Sativa
        • Green Vietnamese »»» Indica/Sativa Hybrid
      • Afghani
        • Afghanistan Probably Indica »»» Indica
  • Banana Fire Cookies
    • »»» Banana OG Kush Orgnkids x Fire Cookies
    • Banana OG Kush Orgnkids
      • »»» Ghost OG x Sagarmartha's 60/40 Phenotype: Banana pheno
      • Ghost OG
        • OG Kush Phenotype: Ghost cut (specified above)
      • Sagarmartha's 60/40 Phenotype: Banana pheno »»» Unknown Strain
    • Fire Cookies
      • »»» GSC x Fire OG
      • GSC (specified above)
      • Fire OG BX2
        • Fire OG BX
          • »»» Fire Kush x Fire Alien Kush
          • Fire Kush
            • OG Kush Phenotype: Fire cut (specified above)
          • Fire Alien Kush
            • »»» Fire Kush x Alien Kush
            • Fire Kush (specified above)
            • Alien Kush
              • »»» Las Vegas Purple Kush x Alien Technology
              • Las Vegas Purple Kush
                • »»» Northern Lights x Hindu Kush Purple
                • Northern Lights
                  • Purest Indica
                    • Afghani (specified above)
                • Hindu Kush Purple »»» Indica
              • Alien Technology
                • Afghanistan »»» Indica

Map of the The Don Mega Family Tree

Click to show all parents of The Don Mega in our dynamic family tree map.

We found 19 direct descendants from Solfire Gardens' The Don Mega in the seedfinder strain database, here a short overview. To see all hybrids and their descendants, visit our The Don Mega Genealogy Page and check out all the direct crosses as like as the following generations.

Don Juan de Milko

The Don Mega x Cereal Milk

Megasonic

The Don Mega x Gary Payton

Game Time

The Don Mega x Red Runtz

Mega Lemon

Amnesia Lemon x The Don Mega

Red Velvet Cruffins

{Tropicana Poison ^{Red Poison Pheno} x The Don Mega} x Banana Chem Cruffin

R2 Dank 2

The Don Mega x Baby Yoda

Bosscotti

Biscotti x The Don Mega

Cake Boss

Ice Cream Cake x The Don Mega

Dirty Squirt

Gushers x The Don Mega

Don Magic Juan

Unknown Strain ^{Papaya God} x The Don Mega

Map of the The Don Mega Descendants

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